Drying a wet dog,in 90 seconds.
(The massage is just a bonus.)
One pass with the Body Squeegee scrapes 90% of the water off their coat in seconds. Bath day in half the time. One towel for everything. The silicone blade doubles as a deep-tissue massage, so they sit still for the whole thing instead of running circles around your bathroom.
Sweeps water off, doubles as a massage.
Bath day used to look like this.
If any of these sound familiar, you are not crazy. Drying a wet dog is genuinely the worst part.
The Towel Mountain
Three soaked towels and you are still patting a damp dog. The laundry pile starts before the bath is over.
The Shake Wars
You unclip the leash and they immediately turn your bathroom into a sprinkler scene. RIP, vanity mirror.
The Dryer Hostage Situation
20 minutes of pinning a stressed-out dog under a noisy dryer. They hate it. You hate it. There has to be a better way.
Watch the water just… pour off.
Real dogs. Real customers. No CGI.
What this actually does for your week.
Even with one dog the difference shows up the first bath. With multiple dogs, it is borderline life-changing.
Saves 15 to 20 minutes per bath
Two minutes of squeegeeing replaces the whole towel-wrestle-and-redry cycle. Your dog goes from dripping to practically dry in one pass.
Doubles as a deep-tissue massage
The soft silicone blade glides like a slow petting motion. Most dogs go from squirming to almost falling asleep mid-squeegee.
One towel does the whole job
No more sprinting for a second or third soaked towel. The squeegee pulls so much water that one towel finishes everything.
Skip the dryer entirely
Most dogs are dry enough to skip the blow dryer altogether. No more anxious pup, no more 20-minute blowout post-bath.
Works on every coat
Tested on Great Danes, doodles, Frenchies, golden retrievers. Short, long, curly, double-coat. The soft silicone handles all of them.
No more wet-dog smell on your towels
Your laundry stops smelling like a swamp because there is barely any water left to soak in. Towels stay fresh 3x longer.
How it works.
No instructions needed. If you have ever seen a squeegee on a window, you already get it.
Bath as usual
Wash your dog the way you always do. Soap, rinse, all of it.
Sweep the water off
Run the squeegee head to tail in 30-second passes. Watch the water just sheet off (and watch them relax into it).
One towel finishes the job
Quick rub-down. They are dry, you are dry, your bathroom is dry. Done in under 2 minutes.
The reviews are unhinged (in a good way).
Pulled from actual TBS reviews. These are people who have used it on actual wet dogs.
Had to bathe 5 dogs. 2 Great Danes, a poodle, 2 Frenchies. Cut dry time from 90 minutes to 18. Used one towel. No blow dryer. Got an entire hour of my Sunday back.
My golden actually leans into it. She used to hate baths. Now the squeegee comes out and she stands there like she is getting a spa treatment.
I am a groomer. We have been using these for months and finally I told my clients about it. Best $30 you will ever spend if you have a dog. Period.
The questions everyone asks.
Will it scratch or hurt my dog?
The opposite, actually. The blade is medical-grade soft silicone (same material as a baby spoon) and it glides over fur like a slow petting motion. Most dogs love it because it doubles as a deep-tissue massage.
Does it work on long-haired or double-coat breeds?
Yes. We have tested it on golden retrievers, doodles, huskies, and German shepherds. Just go in the direction of the coat. For really thick double coats, a couple extra passes does the trick.
Wait, this is a body squeegee for humans?
Yep. We built this for humans. The dog community took over and now it is a cult favorite. Same tool, same magic, works on you after the shower too.
Why a multi-pack?
Most people end up keeping one in the bathroom and one near the dog wash area. Multi-packs save you money per unit and ship in the same box.
How do I clean it?
Rinse with warm water and hang to dry. That is it.
What if my dog hates it?
30-day happy dog guarantee. Send it back for a full refund. No questions, no hoops.
Your dog's next bath
just got a lot easier.
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